Though Mother’s Day is a sentimental time, it’s good to balance it with laughter. Can you imagine YOUR mom saying…  

  • “How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back? Move up, sit on the floor!”
  • “Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too. Boring stuff, math.” 
  • “Just leave all the lights on ... it makes the house look more cheerful.” 
  • “Let me smell that shirt – Yeah, it’s good for another week.”
  • “Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I’ll be glad to feed and walk him every day.” 
  • “Well, if Timmy’s mom says it’s OK, that’s good enough for me.” 
  • “The 10:30 p.m. curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It’s not like I’m running a prison around here.” 
  • “I don’t have a tissue with me ... just use your sleeve.” 
  • “Don’t bother wearing a jacket – the windchill factor is bound to improve today.”